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Gayest Canoe ever. also known as Plastic Dildo. Usually occupied by kids of homosexual orientation. named plastic maiden to cover up homosexuality.
The Plastic Maiden, one of the canoes that traveled with the Iron Lung, was to girly to paddle across the road and get in the newspaper
by Isaac D Wilkins April 16, 2007
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