The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.

"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"

Pantsmallow by CHD May 15, 2007

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PlantSmacker

The action of raping plant such as an old tree.
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Greg: d00d i just plantsmacked that little tree
SUSIE: EWW!!
Greg: what?
SUSIE: THAT'S A KID!!!!

PlantSmacker by eRAF May 13, 2005

plastical

Can be used as in the previous example, but...

a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, it is authoritative but subservient, and is also out of the ordinary.

Have you seen that new facility? It looks plastical.

plastical by plastical January 4, 2009

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plantita

Woman who owns and takes care of many plants, likely a plant mom.

I’m a plantita! (I’m a plant mom!)

plantita by xoxdee September 23, 2020

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Panimal

An animal inside a pan, generally eating waffles.

Someone ig: Omg look that dog in the pan eating a waffle

The other lady ig: Omg such a panimal

Panimal by JustPanimal August 5, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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