Plankin' 

Hanging out, chillin'
The word could also be a synonym for cool.
etc.

We was straight plankin', y'all.

Plankin' by GracieJ February 19, 2009

Plankin 

The art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. The game is judged on creativity & difficulty.

Steve: I saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.

Plankin by adorkable_rhi19 June 29, 2011

plantin’ some onion 

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

plapkin 

Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).

Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...

plapkin by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011

Prankin

A crazy excuse for making lies to someone when they think you are being serious.

Katie: Brandon LOL nice wheelchair!!! hope you roll off a cliff!
Brandon: wow.. that's so uncalled for
Katie: I'm pranking brando cool out
Brandon: Oh haha cool! that's fine !! love u katie !!!!

Prankin by Queen KT December 16, 2013