Plankin'
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Plankin
The art of lying facedown in unusual public places & photgraphing it. The game is judged on creativity & difficulty.
Steve: I saw some crazy kids laying down on the top of my car while his friends took pictures.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.
Bobby: Man, chill out. They were just plankin.
Plankin by adorkable_rhi19 June 29, 2011
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plantin’ some onion
to break wind, fart
Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.
plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020
plapkin
Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).
Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...
plapkin by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008
involuntary planking
Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011
epicurean planking
the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.
Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011
Prankin
Katie: Brandon LOL nice wheelchair!!! hope you roll off a cliff!
Brandon: wow.. that's so uncalled for
Katie: I'm pranking brando cool out
Brandon: Oh haha cool! that's fine !! love u katie !!!!
Brandon: wow.. that's so uncalled for
Katie: I'm pranking brando cool out
Brandon: Oh haha cool! that's fine !! love u katie !!!!