A character in the children's story "The Hairy Pumpkin" written by Tracie E Bush, that is a little animated pumpkin being with all the characteristics of a human in pumpkin form that grows in to an animated Jack-O-Lantern.
"One day when I'm no longer a plamkin and I grow up to be a scary Jack-O-Lantern I'm going to be the scariest Jack-O-Lantern around!"
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You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
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Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
by PrebHunter December 6, 2010
Get the plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq mug.Is an eating utensil that is usually thin, round, and pliable. Composed of two layers: pliable non-absorbant material on the top (plate), and pliable absorbant material on the bottom (napkin).
Ian: Hey, all I have is a plate...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...
Kyle: I only have a napkin!
Justin: If you each had a plapkin you would both have a plate AND a napkin in ONE!!
Mark: Good call, Justin!
Sam: Thanks, Mark!
Trevor: I need a bowlkin for my soup now...
by sanfordjwinston April 3, 2008
Get the plapkin mug.Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)
Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!
by Snackface October 21, 2011
Get the involuntary planking mug.Me: "Hey friend, get a load of that fucking plambini. What's he up to?"
Friend: "I'm actually a very pale Native American. You're way out of line"
Me: "Fuckin' plambini, get out of here"
Friend: "I'm actually a very pale Native American. You're way out of line"
Me: "Fuckin' plambini, get out of here"
by Somes R Dier November 25, 2013
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Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.
by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011
Get the epicurean planking mug.Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
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