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plantin’ some onion 

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

Plankton 

1% Evil
99% Hot gas
Plankton
Plankton by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

wank plank 

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011

office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014

spank the plank

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"