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Planet Fitness 

A sorry excuse for a gym where obese humans go for the first week of the new year to get a slice of pizza or a bagel. They call themselves the "judgement free zone" but if you lift more than 20 lbs you will be called a lunk and kicked out.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you have any recommendations for where I can get pizza?
Guy 2: Yeah, planet fitness has really good pizza.
Planet Fitness by Nameeee January 14, 2018

Planet Fitness 

A place where obese people can go and work out , eat pizza , and not feel guilty about bragging about going to a gym yet seeing 0 results . This "gym" is basically the Wal Mart of gyms.
"Phew my 10 min walk was pretty intense, good thing there is pizza here at Planet Fitness to replenish my fat and carbohydrates ... "
Planet Fitness by GYMrat July 24, 2012

Planet Fitness Legs 

A term used to define one who works out but has incredibly weak leg muscles. Typically, equivalent to that of a small child's arm.
Larry fell asleep on the leg press again. I guess that's why he has planet fitness legs.

Planet Fitness 

A place where you can eat pizza, use a leg machine as a bicep curl and a fucking air siren goes of if u accidentaly drop your pen
Planet Fitness, a wounderfull place where everyone can do exercises wrong
Planet Fitness by R2tr0 May 19, 2022

Planet Fitness 

A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.
Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.
Planet Fitness by AFG-K August 2, 2021

Planet Fitness 

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
Planet Fitness by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021