Placko

fuck you pussy bitch ass nigga go kys faggot

hi jen, have you seen zahn? yeah he’s such a placko

by waamings March 17, 2020

placiosexual

When one feels little to no desire to receive sexual acts but expresses interest/desire in performing them on someone else.

Boyfriend 1: that was amazing babe! Okay, you're turn!

Boyfriend 2: no, that's quite alright, how about you take another turn?

Boyfriend 1: are you sure?

Boyfriend 2: yeah, I'm placiosexual, so you'll have all the turns.

by Xandra06 August 2, 2016

Plackised

The act of spitting and/or hitting a prostitot, while injuring your reputation at the same time.

Susie : Aw man! I was just plackised in front of the whole school!
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...

by rationalthinking April 28, 2011

plakomouni

grinding of vaginas normally done by lesbians but more exciting when done by bi-curious women

Paris Hilton and Nicki Ritchie enjoy plakomouni whenever they can find time away from the cameras

by The power of plakomouni May 13, 2005

Plackle

Plackle is a placeholder word that can be used in any situation.

"If you don't quit buggin imma plackle you up"

"She a plackle fr"

"Imma plackle on over to walmart"

by cassware March 16, 2022

Planko Montoya

Planko Montoya, more commonly reffered to as Monty Ball, was invented in Southern Ontario in 1764 by Jonny Marshall. The game is played using a short wooden stick, called the monty stick, and a large ring made out of thick rubber, called the monty ball. The object of the game is to hit the monty ball with the monty stick as many times as you can before it hits the ground. There are 3 ways of scoring: if you hit the monty ball without changing you footing, you get 2 points. If you hit the monty ball after changing your footing, you get only 1 point. If you hit the monty ball while it's behind your back, you get 5 points. At the end of every season there are play-offs, which decides the winner of the Planko Cup. Each game is called a battle, and in each battle there are 7 matches. The winner of each match is the team that gets the most points. The winner of the most matches wins the battle. In the play-offs, it is allowed to hit the opposing team with your monty stick, but other contact ends the match. Teams can be made up of 2-7 people, also there are single matches, where only 1 player participates against another player. Another way of playing is reffered to as Freestyle Planko, where any number of players can play with any number of monty balls, and passes between players are allowed and rewarded with extra points. Stalls are also a part of freestyle monty ball, if the monty ball is held on the monty stick for more than 5 seconds, it is considered a stall and is worth points. There is no formal tournament for freestyle monty ball, and it is usually a more laid-back, non-competitive version of the game.

Chip: Yo dog, what you wanna do today?

Dale: I was thinkin' of heading up to the muxry to play some Planko Montoya.

Chip: Nice, ask The Huda Fish if he wants in.

Dale: I did, he's in, we got ourselves a game.

by Canadian_History_Man January 16, 2009

plackass

When someone's ass is hard

clayton has a plackass

by mikegent February 27, 2016