Pizzus

A pizza fetus.
The stork brings it.
However, there is always a threat that the stork may eat it,
which makes the Pizzus one of the most mythical feti ever
envisioned or hoped for.
When it shows up on the doorstep, uneaten, its like winning
an award or a marathon.

"Guess what arrived today? My first Pizzus!"
"Wow! The stork didn't eat it! You've hit the jackpot!"
"Yes, and that's why I'm calling in sick to work, so I can
throw a party for this little cheesy bundle of joy!"

by cEc September 25, 2012

Pizzashill

1. An incel 2. A severely deranged man 3. Heroin addict who makes up fake E girlfriends

Don't be such a pizzashill dude

by ohforfugssakealready July 10, 2018

Pork Scotch Pizzas

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Pizzasexual

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

pizzumped

To be extremely excited for upcoming events. Such as: sporting events, parties, and holidays.

Guy Number 1: Are you ready for this party?!?!?

Guy Number 2: Hell yea! I'm pizzumped!!!

by garTITS December 15, 2009

pizzussy

When pizza becomes associated with pussy by Zaddy’s hunger for her warm garlic butter. Usually accompanied by spicy red siracha and creamy white ranch sauces. Because you know Zaddy likes it saucy.

Mark's been really down lately. Should we order him pizzussy?

by rvaboywonder November 18, 2017