Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2

last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.

Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"