Number 2

Rhyming slang for doing a poo.

Similarly number 3 is rhyming slang for doing a pee.

Had so much to eat, gotta do a massive number 2.

by Jazpur September 6, 2011

Number 2

To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.

I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2

by Walter Schwartz March 21, 2015

Number 2

A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.

Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?

by Light White Dragon March 1, 2012

Number 2

Derek Jeter, Yankee shortstop, to retire after the 2014 baseball season.

"At shortstop, Number 2...Number 2!"

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

Number 2

Another word for poop

Uh-oh! I gotta go number 2!

by Anonymous person..... March 13, 2018

Number 2

Just another way to describe taking a shit

Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!

by SlopNChop June 21, 2018

number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.

"This may take some time, I gotta take a number two."

by x February 1, 2003