When pizza becomes associated with pussy by Zaddy’s hunger for her warm garlic butter. Usually accompanied by spicy red siracha and creamy white ranch sauces. Because you know Zaddy likes it saucy.
Mark's been really down lately. Should we order him pizzussy?
A pizza fetus.
The stork brings it.
However, there is always a threat that the stork may eat it,
which makes the Pizzus one of the most mythical feti ever
envisioned or hoped for.
When it shows up on the doorstep, uneaten, its like winning
an award or a marathon.
"Guess what arrived today? My first Pizzus!"
"Wow! The stork didn't eat it! You've hit the jackpot!"
"Yes, and that's why I'm calling in sick to work, so I can
throw a party for this little cheesy bundle of joy!"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.