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Pizza dad

A father who does not contribute to the day-to-day work of parenting his children but instead earns their affections through gifts and being the "cool parent." When asked to cook for once, orders pizza and is the kids' hero.

May also be an absentee father who takes the kids out for fun things their mom won't let them do once a week, but would have no idea what to do if they lived with him full time.
First mom: "Mark never helps the kids with their homework, doesn't know how to change a diaper, always makes me be bad cop when anyone's in trouble, and wouldn't know what to do if I left him alone with the kids for more than 20 minutes, but he bought them a PlayStation 4 for Christmas so they all think he's the greatest."

Second mom: "What a pizza dad."
by no i don't want to April 25, 2014
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pizza daddy

a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza
-ugh i'm so baked i want pizza
-don't worry i'll call my pizza daddy
by buttvaginadickerson July 11, 2014
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Fat Daddy's Pizza

A pizza restaurant within Florida, U.S.A. ,that isn't widely known. You can use Google Maps to see for yourself as I'm not allowed to enter links.
John: Hey Tommy have you been to Fat Daddy's Pizza? Tommy: Yes!
by Ravboi January 5, 2020
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PizzaDaddy

A sex addicted male who chooses to make sweet love to hungry women, and after feeds them pizza to complete their orgasm.
OMG Becky I found myself a PizzaDaddy!
by Gianni Twatson November 12, 2017
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