pitchforked 

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

pitchforked by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

Pitchforked

The child who, by circumstance, birth order, or deliberate parental manipulation, is forced to remain at home and anchored to their parent or parents. This occurs when parents have age issues and require care or experience severe empty nest syndrome and cannot handle isolation or loss of control.
This is typically an issue in a community that is un-affordable. The parent(s) systematically sabotage their independence—such as giving money and property to other siblings while completely cutting off the remaining child. The child is effectively blindsided ("pitchforked") into putting their entire life on hold to serve the emotional or physical needs of elderly parent(s).

The term draws from the classic painting American Gothic, where a stern daughter stands trapped beside her father who holds a pitchfork.

I was pitchforked because my mother gave me nothing for independence while my siblings received money, vehicles and property. She even persuading my father to do the same just to hinder my independence.

Example 2:
"Sarah's brothers both moved across the country to start careers, leaving her as the pitchforked child who has to manage their dad's dementia and doctors' appointments all by herself."

Pitchforked by therizinosaur October 25, 2026

Pitchforked Child

The child who, by circumstance, birth order, or deliberate parental manipulation, is forced to remain at home and anchored to their parent or parents. This occurs when parents have age issues and require care or experience severe empty nest syndrome and cannot handle isolation or loss of control.
This is typically an issue in a community that is un-affordable. The parent(s) systematically sabotage their independence—such as giving money and property to other siblings while completely cutting off the remaining child. The child is effectively blindsided ("pitchforked") into putting their entire life on hold to serve the emotional or physical needs of elderly parent(s).

The term draws from the classic painting American Gothic, where a stern daughter stands trapped beside her father who holds a pitchfork.

I was pitchforked because my mother gave me nothing for independence while my siblings received money, vehicles and property. She even persuading my father to do the same just to hinder my independence.

Example 2:
"Sarah's brothers both moved across the country to start careers, leaving her as the pitchforked child who has to manage their dad's dementia and doctors' appointments all by herself."

Pitchforked Child by therizinosaur October 22, 2026

Randy Pitchford 

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.

I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

Randy Pitchford by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019

torch and pitchfork crowd 

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

torch and pitchfork crowd by Euripedes October 8, 2008

Pasadena Pitchfork 

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

Pasadena Pitchfork by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Pitchfork Hipster 

The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.

Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.

Pitchfork Hipster by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006