Pistre

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A penis or a star that looks like a diamond. Typically heard in Twinkle Twinkle Little Pistre.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Pistre. How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so far like a Pistre in the sky.

Pistre by PistreNoodle November 27, 2011

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Rae Piste

A lovely man who likes to play with people with or without their consent . Great name for Kahoot and Zoom trolling as well.

Teacher: Who is Rae Piste ?
Rae Piste:Kekekekeke

Rae Piste by Lebelt James October 12, 2020

Related Words

Pistre • Pistress • Piste • Pintresting • pintrest • Piotrek • Pister • pistered • pistromi • Pestrenj

Piotrek

AKA Manliness, Godliness and Divine Beauty. Piotrek is a name given most often to the BETTER (Alpha) male. There are three expectations that must be met if one is to be named "Piotrek".
1. Huge penis
2. Handsome
3. Inteligent (130 IQ and up)

Not to be confused with Star Trek even though his penis might be the size of a Klingon war cruiser. Oh yeah.

I wish I could be Piotrek, that guy has everything I dream of and that which I will never posses.

Piotrek by I wish I was Piotrek October 24, 2006

urban piste

Any urban structure or feature that can be ridden or grinded with skis.

Newark has sweet urban piste. It rarely snows but that hasn't stopped me from grinding every handrail from City Hall to the Iron Bound.

urban piste by ohthree11 March 24, 2010

pisterity

(n) The state of being pissed.

That pissed me off to the highest level of pisterity!

pisterity by 007mi6 September 28, 2006

pistear

mexican slang.
a verb.
to hang out with yourself, another person, or as many people as you want and drink beer or any other acoholic beverage.

dude, we should go to SickBoy's house and invite him to pistear some cawamas!!

pistear by KatChamber September 1, 2007

Piste

A human made run or trail for snowboarding/skiing and similar sports. Marked with signs showing a colored shape to signify difficulty level of the particular piste. The french word for "trail". Ant: Back-country.

Green: You see that dope Rodeo I did where the two pistes meet?

Blue: No, I was busy staring at that girls boobs, snowboarder chicks are wicked hot aren't they?

Piste by potentimagination February 10, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026