To consume large amounts of beer, liquor or both at any given time to the point you cant walk or see straight and hit on any random bitches that are in your vicinity

Ahorra vamos a pistiar hasta ya no puedo caminar!!!!

pistiar by someguy1335 May 5, 2010

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Pastear

A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then. the action of pasto.

Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?

Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!

Pastear by Green=) March 19, 2009

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pistered

(pis terd):adjective, angry or annoyed;aroused to impatience or anger;put into an irratable mood, esp. by an offending incident.

I was pistered because that guy tried to run me off the road.

pistered by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

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Pastear

A spanglish mixture between "PAr" which means a couple and the english word "STalker"...so there you can get "PASTO"
'Pastear' is then the action of pasto.

Spanish: Y tù..pasteas?
English: Do you grass?

Yo pasteo
Tu pasteas
Nosotras pasteamos
Què divertido es pastear!

Pastear by Green grass=) March 19, 2009

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Pister

An offshoot of pistered to be used in a slightly different manor.

I was at work and they got me pister than hell.

Pister by Steve Harbour November 22, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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