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pissblanket
A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.
Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.
pissblanket by Telephony April 16, 2011
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Pissybean • Pussy bean • Pissblanket • pissywein • pussybear • pussybeater • Pissbending • Pissbian • PissYank • pissybed
pussybeast
pussybeast by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
Pissybelly
Pissybelly by DrTurner July 14, 2011
pussybeater
1. A male who succeeds in pummeling a woman’s vagina in rough sexual intercourse.
2.A person with a strong dislike of kitty-cats that release their internal frustration beating up pussy cats
2.A person with a strong dislike of kitty-cats that release their internal frustration beating up pussy cats
"I don't fuck with that nigga no more, he's a pussybeater! I'm still hurtin, girl."
"I heard Matt is a pussybeater, he hates cats."
"I heard Matt is a pussybeater, he hates cats."
pussybeater by thekid34 December 17, 2006
pissypants
the act of being a pissy little arrogant know it all fuck. being an all around douchebag, having a bad temperment and being unpleasant in general for no reason other than being pissed that you suck at life
pissypants by MISSMAYHEM13 August 24, 2009
Pissblanket
Hey Phil, check that guy curled up on the street in his pissblanket.
Mom, do i really have to wash my own pissblanket?? Can't you do it?
Mom, do i really have to wash my own pissblanket?? Can't you do it?
Pissblanket by snatchbandit February 10, 2010
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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