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pisstank 

(verb) to drink beer in excess
(noun) a sot/drunkard
(verb) "Let's go get a couple of sixpacks and pisstank."
(noun) "Charlie, you're nothing but an old pisstank."
pisstank by ahti koski November 28, 2003

pisswank 

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.
John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.
pisswank by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pisswank 

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.
If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.
pisswank by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pisswanker 

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.
You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.
Pisswanker by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pisstank 

yeah fat cunt...you are now checking on the piss-tank after looking at the front-bum.well you are still a fat mother-fucker who needs to get off their ass and go do excercise
dont worry about yer computer lard ass..it'll still be there when you get back from your big walk to the burger king.
pisstank by uncle fizzle January 4, 2004

Pisswanker 

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.
GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!
Pisswanker by Trerry May 5, 2015
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