Wanktooth

The sharing of masturbation tips via a wireless network!

Mate send me that thing you were talking about... wanktooth it ennit!

by snatchbandit March 25, 2010

Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.

Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!

by snatchbandit March 25, 2010

Shit Out

When someone kills you on call of duty, and you really are quite seriously considering murder. Like proper full on murder.

Ben: arrrr josh u just got killed man.

Josh: ARRRR SHIT OUT!!

by snatchbandit February 11, 2010

wankbogey

A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.

Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.

by snatchbandit March 25, 2010

Mr Plums Surprise

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

by snatchbandit February 11, 2010

Wankisfaction

The satisfaction achieved through self pleasure.

Man i'm wankbidextrous, i get equal amounts of Wankisfaction from both hands.

by snatchbandit March 25, 2010

Pissblanket

Sometimes referred to as a tramp's duvet or a child's piss stained blanket.

Hey Phil, check that guy curled up on the street in his pissblanket.

Mom, do i really have to wash my own pissblanket?? Can't you do it?

by snatchbandit February 11, 2010