A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.