pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

by Kluster February 8, 2007

pussmonger

one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.

"God Dammit Joel! Just eat the cheese, quit being such a damn pussmonger!"

by Nejiboy November 10, 2007

PulseMonkey

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

by Existence November 27, 2012

pissmonkey

a word generally used to insult another human being.

Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.

by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

puffmonkey

(puf.mon.kee) N. One who, upon wakening, feels an overwhelming urge to preform fellatio.

When the puffmonkey woke up in the morning, she wanted to "go south" first thing.

by wrwkw October 4, 2009

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.

If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?

by Adwo February 4, 2004