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pissfinger 

An unsavoury person, one who particularly does not rinse after a toilet visit, often seen to wipe his fingers on his trousers when returning to the bar.
"He's a right pissfinger, never heard of soap."
pissfinger by van der wal April 22, 2010
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Pussfinger

Girls try to gross each other out with antics similar to those of adolescent boys. Basically, the aggressor will rub her puss then swipe the juice across the upper lip of another girl. More impact can be had by attempting the maneuver when hygiene has be compromised, such as after a long workout or swimming in a pond.
Becky pussfingered me after gym class today!! I couldn’t wash the stank off my lip all day, I’m gonna get that bitch!”
Pussfinger by Bb5599 July 25, 2020

Henry Pissinger 

The worst secretary of the United States of America.
Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

pissfidget 

Often referred to as the pee pee dance, it is usually most evident when someone is trying to suppress the urge to go long after the initial onset of bladder pangs.
Man, that was a long line to the bathroom! I was doing the pissfidget so bad it looked like I was doing an imitation of Michael J Fox!
pissfidget by rev. ray April 14, 2011

Pissmonger 

One who is a monger and wants to be pissed on during intercourse.
*John walks in on his prostitute sister and Nick*

John: “Nick are you getting pissed on by my sister?”
Nick: “It’s not what it looks like, man.”
John: “Get out you pissmonger!”
Pissmonger by Mrs.Nona September 6, 2020

Pissinterpretated 

Pissinterpretated: to misinterpretate something whilst under the influence of alcohol...
Person 1: Cant believe she said that last night!
Person 2: You were drunk !!
Person 1 : But is that what was said??!?!?
Person 2 : No I think you Pissinterpretated!!
Pissinterpretated by Emilee2010 August 1, 2010

pussyfingers 

What a girl gets after masturbating or a guy gets after fingerfucking. Starts off moist and then it gets...not nice.
Mom - make sure u wash your hands after fingerfucking so you don't get pussyfingers.

Boy - Ok thanx mom...
pussyfingers by jamalitamali May 8, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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