Pisquachi 

Ugly Girl really ugly and fat and ugly

Your mom who is so fat and is just a fat pisquachi

Pisquachi by taralewis March 23, 2005

Pistachino 

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

Pistachino by Champel January 16, 2011

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) 

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio 

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

pistachio by shabazzier January 5, 2017

Pisstachio 

unfortunate seepage during ticklish fellatio from heavily moustachioed individual. Male or female.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry your extravagant facial hair has caused me to pisstachio."

Pisstachio by sharrypops October 7, 2009

pistachio pudding 

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

pistachio pudding by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

pistachioed 

To fuck a girl so hard you leave her quim chafed and red to where it resembles a pistachio.

I pistachioed the ole lady's snooch real good last night.

pistachioed by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011