Pismith 

A coiner or christener of π-related words or phrases, most of which have made Urban Dictionary their dwelling of choice.

With the advent of the metaverse, what are the chances that pismiths would soon show up there too?

Pismith by Numerati July 1, 2025

psmithisize 

The act of putting a silent “p” in front of a word so that one can create a new word that is pronounced exactly the same way so as to distinguish it from all other instances of the same word. A psmithsized word can mean exactly the same thing, something completely different or anything in between.

The word was first coined by Rupert Psmith, a much loved fictional character from phumor writer P. G. Wodehouse. According to Psmith himself, the P is silent “as in pshrimp” and he added it to distinguish himself from other Smiths. Some scholars believe that the “P.” in P. G. Wodehouse was in fact a psmithization by G. Wodehouse, however others believe this ptheory is a bunch of pbaloney.

Needless to say, psmithisize is pronounced the same way as smithisize although it means something completely different.

Bob: Honey, now that we've both read Cat's Cradle you'll have to admit that we form a duprass. We're clearly a karass of two people with a bond so strong that even our children cannot invade our union.

Carol: No way. While it's true that neither of us care squat about the kids, Bokonism claims that the two members of a duprass die within a week of each other. Not me, babe. You kick the bucket and I'm finding myself a new squeeze post-haste.

Bob: All that kicking off together is just foma but just to make it clear, let's psmithisize it and say we are members of the same pduprass. Deal?

Carol: Deal.

psmithisize by Len Bakerloo June 26, 2019

pismit 

the act of pissing and vomiting at the same time;when something is so disgusting it makes you piss and vomit at the same time

My parents were telling me about their sex life and i pismited.

Dude, i was so drunk i pismited.

pismit by EXTCslut January 13, 2009

pigsmith 

A person that mechanically creates pigs, usually out of iron.

Our town has one of the best pigsmiths in all of Connecticut.

pigsmith by cazort August 25, 2003

Psmith 

Rupert Psmith (or Ronald Eustace Psmith, as he is called in the last of the four books in which he appears) is a recurring fictional character in several novels by British author P. G. Wodehouse, being one of Wodehouse's best-loved characters.

The P in his surname is silent ("as in pshrimp", in his own words) and was added by himself, in order to distinguish him from other Smiths. A member of the Drones Club, Psmith is a monocle-sporting Old Etonian. He is something of a dandy, a fluent and witty speaker, and has the ability to pass through incredible adventures unruffled.

Hi Psmith

Psmith by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023