pismit

the act of pissing and vomiting at the same time;when something is so disgusting it makes you piss and vomit at the same time

My parents were telling me about their sex life and i pismited.

Dude, i was so drunk i pismited.

by EXTCslut January 13, 2009

pisitb

It stands for 'pee is stored in the balls.'

Me: Damn I gotta go to the washroom to empty my balls out.
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?

by donttouchmynonosquare July 21, 2021

Pissitivity

Describes being as pissed off as you can possibly be.

This is causing some major pissitivity!

by noelleebellee December 12, 2010

pissitude

a pissy attitude

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.

by coolbeans May 1, 2008

piscitelled

Minding you own business in public and being assaulted by someone who disagrees with your views.

Whoa, that dumb bitch didn't like the dude in front of her at the movies so she piscitelled his wife by dumping wine down her back!

by weezu1 July 1, 2011

pissitancy

Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis

I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 15, 2014

pismot

The best name ever. The best word ever. Slang for iguana. Name of my iguana.

Pismot hello! I am Pismot the Iguana and I love water balloons.

by John Autismo September 1, 2021