An ugly mut that roams the halls looking like a ferret. He scavenges anything he can find ranging from used condoms to butt plugs. He swallows semen faster then your average female. His ugly face makes it nearly impossible for any female to even look at him. His favorite past time is sticking ping pong balls up his ass while while a wiesel licks his balls. An antonio is a sick fuck and anyone who knows one should really consider deleting his number and move away before he makes them his next victim.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).