Definitions by Sir_Rutto

Pishank 

When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.

Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.

Pishank by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

Farterfly

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

Farterfly by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

Street Fighter Burp 

When you burp into your hands, cup them together, turn to a person and whilst thrusting your hands towards them whilst opening hands and shouting “Hadouken” releasing the burp.

Girlfriend sitting on couch and I thought “I should Street Fighter Burp her”
*i burp into hands and look at her*
Hadouken

Street Fighter Burp by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

“Shit Beer” 

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

“Shit Beer” by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

Third party crushing 

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

Third party crushing by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Yawngasm 

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

Yawngasm by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

canary check 

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

canary check by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019