Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Starvious

The next level up form "Hangry"

No wonder I'm in a shit mood. Thought I was Hangry but I realise I'm Starvious.

by Sir_Rutto August 29, 2019

Street Fighter Burp

When you burp into your hands, cup them together, turn to a person and whilst thrusting your hands towards them whilst opening hands and shouting “Hadouken” releasing the burp.

Girlfriend sitting on couch and I thought “I should Street Fighter Burp her”
*i burp into hands and look at her*
Hadouken

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

Tangy

To describe a body part or muscle that feels a touch “bighty” than it normaly does.

Woke up this morning and my knee is feeling a bit tangy.

by Sir_Rutto September 04, 2019

Pishank

When you are low on time and want to take a piss, a shit and a wank at the same time.

Damn I'm running late for work. Better have a Pishank to save time.

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022