Sir_Rutto's definitions

Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019

Starvious

The next level up form "Hangry"

No wonder I'm in a shit mood. Thought I was Hangry but I realise I'm Starvious.

by Sir_Rutto August 29, 2019

Tangy

To describe a body part or muscle that feels a touch “bighty” than it normaly does.

Woke up this morning and my knee is feeling a bit tangy.

by Sir_Rutto September 4, 2019

canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

Yawngasm

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021