Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Yawngasm

When you yawn so hard you nearly bust a nut

Dude. I yawned so hard I nearly dropped a yawngasm in my jocks.

by Sir_Rutto June 26, 2020

Street Fighter Burp

When you burp into your hands, cup them together, turn to a person and whilst thrusting your hands towards them whilst opening hands and shouting “Hadouken” releasing the burp.

Girlfriend sitting on couch and I thought “I should Street Fighter Burp her”
*i burp into hands and look at her*
Hadouken

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

Starvious

The next level up form "Hangry"

No wonder I'm in a shit mood. Thought I was Hangry but I realise I'm Starvious.

by Sir_Rutto August 29, 2019

canary check

Taken from the times miners had a Canary down in the mine shafts to detect deadly gasses, this is a check of a toilet after destroying it with your bodily waste to make sure it's clear.

"I'm just gonna use the loo."
"Hang on. I was in there. Let me give it a Canary Check."

by Sir_Rutto September 10, 2019

“Shit Beer”

Not so much as a low class of beer but the beer you take when you go for a shit.

I feel a turtle head poking out. Better take a “Shit Beer” with me as a may be a while.

by Sir_Rutto August 28, 2021

Toddler Stomp

When a grown ass adult cracks it and stomps out of the room as if a toddler.

"Man Terry was pissed. He Toddler Stomped his ass right out the door"

by Sir_Rutto March 24, 2019