Pipty

Fifty, often said with difficulty by asian race. When said fast, it may sound like Pipty

Fifty dollars, maybe pronounced:

Pipty Dowlah

by Sicktee October 6, 2009

Pippy Etiquette

The correct way to partake in a crystal meth smoking circle.

Shane - "Yo, Luke. Don't be a greedy dog with the pipe this time. Remember - puff puff pass, aiight bro?"

Luke - "No wukkas bro. I won't be such a cooked cunt and forget pippy etiquette this time man I swear."

by manicbubble February 11, 2015

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

by GRocco August 21, 2017

pitylingus

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

by laughing girl January 5, 2011

Pimty Tare

Accidental anagram of 'Party Time' by an assembly worker at B&M when making bunting. Coined by 'Club Solo', a club-night founded during the famous Covid Lock-down.

'It's the weekend and it's Pimty Tare!'

by Siren72 July 18, 2020

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008