The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

Pillockory by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009

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Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

Pillock by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

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Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary

You silly pillock, why did you do that for?

Pillock by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

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Infantile Pillock

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis

Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...

Infantile Pillock by princess.peach December 30, 2009

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