Definitions by AutumnGaslight

Mup 

Sometimes, when someone is being a muppet, calling them one isn't needed and the three letter abbreviation will suffice. Another way of calling them a pillock.

"shit, dropped my phone down the bog."
"You mup."

Mup by AutumnGaslight February 24, 2015

Pil 

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"

Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"

Pil by AutumnGaslight May 26, 2011

Pwincess 

One step more insulting than the british use of diddums. When somebody isn't just looking for sympathy but has headed into drama queen behavior about the issue and appears to be looking for a knight in shining armour to solve it for them. Generally used against males.

"I haven't got my door key, it's wet outside, how am I going to get in?"

"Aww, pwincess. Just knock and your mum will wake up and let you in again."

Pwincess by AutumnGaslight April 6, 2010

eclipse

When you moon someone and reveal your twig and berries through your legs as you bend over.

A moony and sunny and the same time.

Warwick mooned over the balcony at the girls...I gave a solar eclipse.

eclipse by AutumnGaslight August 2, 2009

Pillockory 

The act of being a total pillock. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.

Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory

Pillockory by AutumnGaslight July 3, 2009