Sometimes, when someone is being a muppet
, calling them one isn't needed and the three letter abbreviation will suffice. Another way of calling them a pillock
"shit, dropped my phone down the bog."
The act of being a total pillock
. Seems that only English people have heard of this but it did seem to need a mention. One day will probably be an art form.
Mike, don't balance your pint on your head, its total pillockory
Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.
Bloke - "wahey, I've had a half pint of Kaliber and I'm dancing around around bollock naked"
Mate - "Don't be a pil"
Bloke - pulls out the blue bag from the salt & shake "Look! I've won something"
Mate "bloody pil"
One step more insulting than the british use of diddums
. When somebody isn't just looking for sympathy but has headed into drama queen behavior about the issue and appears to be looking for a knight in shining armour to solve it for them. Generally used against males.
"I haven't got my door key, it's wet outside, how am I going to get in?"
"Aww, pwincess. Just knock and your mum will wake up and let you in again."