pillok

A dumb ass mother fucker

Riley is such a fucking pillok

pillok by Heheimdumb September 14, 2020

meow pillow.com 

Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!

Cats get the best night's sleep in the whole wide with Meow Pillow.com!

meow pillow.com by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2020

Pillock 

A British slang word, in context meaning "you idiot." Also; a word used extensively by James May.

James May: Hammond you Pillock!
James May: Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

Pillock by SierraJuliet March 16, 2019

plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow 

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

lap pillow by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

Crack Pillow by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

pillow key 

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

pillow key by theblackthunder August 12, 2012