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A person who can be described as that one dude who thinks he's better than someone because they ran for 1 mile longer than you did.
Some Dude: Damn Bill is such a fucking Pilkus, He ate no junkfood for a week and now thinks he's hot shit. I'm gonna fuck his girlfriend
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pilkunnussija 

Finnish for "commafucker". A pilkunnussija is someone who is an intense stickler for little things (especially grammar).
I'll ask Harry to proofread my essay. I don't like him, but I'm gonna need a pilkunnussija for this.
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josh pickus 

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.
Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"
The most common STD associated with a Blumpkin. Always involving pinkeye, it also includes but not limited to; oral herpes, throat cancer and cauliflower tongue.
I gave (her or him) a brutal case of pinkus in the portajohn at the tailgate.
Pinkus by Usethetoiletseatcover November 21, 2018
The pinkish bruise that appears when you slap someone in the face with your penis.
-"Hey, can I give you a pinkus"?
-"What's a pinkus"?
THWAP
-"Go look in the mirror."
pinkus by Crocomire July 21, 2006
1. Individual target in a crowd of people.
2. Boisterous greeting.
3. Shaddap!
1. Hey, Piluzo!
2. Yo, Piluso!
3. Enough, Piluso!
Piluso by Tberks August 29, 2004

pinkus sockus 

a Latin based name used for person has done the act of a pink sock which involves the anal internal wall being pulled out during a dry session of anal sex or using other means as in a grapple hook, the pink sock must extend out of sphincter at least 2 1/2 to 5 inches in length. After this point it can be put on to a hot dog bun and gentle chewed on by who ever observes.
Did you hear about Kathrin SUGAR TITS Rosnchen new name?-person 1
no-person 2
Her name is now pinkus sockus after what she did this weekend-person 1

gee wilakers, she is wild-person 2
pinkus sockus by teejayy August 27, 2011
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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