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A person who can be described as that one dude who thinks he's better than someone because they ran for 1 mile longer than you did.

Some Dude: Damn Bill is such a fucking Pilkus, He ate no junkfood for a week and now thinks he's hot shit. I'm gonna fuck his girlfriend

Pilkus by I caught him lacking so hard May 13, 2023

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pilkunnussija

Finnish for "commafucker". A pilkunnussija is someone who is an intense stickler for little things (especially grammar).

I'll ask Harry to proofread my essay. I don't like him, but I'm gonna need a pilkunnussija for this.

pilkunnussija by cutesy pastel living doll June 29, 2017

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Pilkus • Pilus • pikus • pickus digitus • Pilksing it • pilkstir • pilkunnussija • Piluso • pinkus sockus • A Pinkus

josh pickus

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.

Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"

josh pickus by Josh Pickus lover May 2, 2010

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Pinkus

The most common STD associated with a Blumpkin. Always involving pinkeye, it also includes but not limited to; oral herpes, throat cancer and cauliflower tongue.

I gave (her or him) a brutal case of pinkus in the portajohn at the tailgate.

Pinkus by Usethetoiletseatcover November 21, 2018

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pinkus

The pinkish bruise that appears when you slap someone in the face with your penis.

-"Hey, can I give you a pinkus"?
-"What's a pinkus"?
THWAP
-"Go look in the mirror."

pinkus by Crocomire July 21, 2006

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Piluso

1. Individual target in a crowd of people.
2. Boisterous greeting.
3. Shaddap!

1. Hey, Piluzo!
2. Yo, Piluso!
3. Enough, Piluso!

Piluso by Tberks August 29, 2004

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pinkus sockus

a Latin based name used for person has done the act of a pink sock which involves the anal internal wall being pulled out during a dry session of anal sex or using other means as in a grapple hook, the pink sock must extend out of sphincter at least 2 1/2 to 5 inches in length. After this point it can be put on to a hot dog bun and gentle chewed on by who ever observes.

Did you hear about Kathrin SUGAR TITS Rosnchen new name?-person 1
no-person 2
Her name is now pinkus sockus after what she did this weekend-person 1

gee wilakers, she is wild-person 2

pinkus sockus by teejayy August 27, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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