Pinkus 

The most common STD associated with a Blumpkin. Always involving pinkeye, it also includes but not limited to; oral herpes, throat cancer and cauliflower tongue.

I gave (her or him) a brutal case of pinkus in the portajohn at the tailgate.

Pinkus by Usethetoiletseatcover November 21, 2018

pinkus 

The pinkish bruise that appears when you slap someone in the face with your penis.

-"Hey, can I give you a pinkus"?
-"What's a pinkus"?
THWAP
-"Go look in the mirror."

pinkus by Crocomire July 21, 2006

Pinkus 

to be soo ill nasty at everything

Will is Pinkus

Pinkus by Will Pinkus May 21, 2004

pinkus 

use this word in any context

how was your pinkus today?

Your such a pinkus.

pinkus by alex,meredith,jonathon,mallory,ilana,bayle May 11, 2008

Pinkus 

Commonly called "Suknip" (backwards for Pinkus)

One who has a pink-ass or pink-puss
Often referred to as a Pink-eye, meaning one of the Pinkus's
Mistaken for one with pink eye

Creator/Reason for the Victoria's Secret Pink line

What a Pinkus!
Yo Pinkus, sup *head nod*

Pinkus by beingpinkus April 11, 2010

pinkus 

(noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".

(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)

The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.

I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.

Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?

While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .

pinkus by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008

Pinkus 

Middle age balding man with no social graces . Also, he was a fair skin man; lab rat status

I was drinking with my girls and a Pinkus walked by.

Pinkus by twiggy ziggy October 13, 2015