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Wokus Pokus 

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.
Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.
Wokus Pokus by La Pluma May 12, 2021
Related Words
pikus • piyush • pinus • pious • Pijus • pikesville • pijush • piyusha • Pakusgirl • Pilus
Pius is a very fun, outgoing, and extremely confident. He is never afraid to say what’s on his mind and is very understanding. He usually has black wavy like hair and soft skin with loving eyes. He has an amazing way with words and often goes to church. He loves his friends and treats others like gold unless proven not to be. He has such a big heart and always tries to do whats best for others and himself. Pius is isnt afraid to speak the truth. He is also quite a ladies man. Girls practically fall at his feet. Many have even told him to his face how “cute” or “adorable” he is. By just hanging out in public with him, you can spot about 18 girls checking him out. Remember, if you have a Pius in your life, you dont want to lose him. Although he is quick to forgive, once he’s done then he’s DONE. You’re so lucky to have a Pius in your life!!
Woahhh that guy over there is so cute!!! I think he’s a Pius!!
Pius by Pipits December 29, 2017

Pikslips 

Danish;

A composite of "pik" (dick) and "slips" (tie - as you would wear with a suit), so basically a "dick tie". It refers to the hair growing from the penis to the navel (and beyond) on men, and on some unfortunate women.
Dude, you should really shave off that pikslips...
Pikslips by Andreastij March 2, 2011
The scientific name for pine tree
That's a big pinus
Pinus by Philip Swift April 2, 2019

Pious Paradox 

The level where religious people thinks they are too good and feel like they are above other people to the point where their religiousness backfires in intellect and empathy. In simple terms, FOR SOME PEOPLE, the more you become religious, the less intelligent and empathetic you become.

This paradox is prevalent, especially in Abrahamic religions.
Jamal: You have depression? You must be non-religious and have weak iman.

Here, Jamal illustrates a pious paradox, where he thinks he has never experienced depression because of his "higher level" of faith.
Pious Paradox by DOMOQUE October 21, 2020
A very pious liquid that makes you immortal. it is said that God do have Piyush. A very rare available holy extract.

DESCRIPTION- This is a word of Hindi literature.
God enjoyed PIYUSH to be immortal.
piyush by Piyush Kumar sinha September 3, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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