Definitions by Tberks

metrosexual 

Term used by single, semi-depressed, 30-something, cat-owning women describing strait, single men who will not date them.

I haven’t gone on a date in over a year. I’m just so sick of how every man in this town is either married, dating or is metrosexual.

metrosexual by tberks August 30, 2004

Gone Metro 

Became metrosexual.
Became an architect.
Received a hip haircut.
Bought a brown-striped shirt.
Drank a latte.

That fucking hippie graduated college and has gone metro.

Gone Metro by tberks August 30, 2004

Piluso

1. Individual target in a crowd of people.
2. Boisterous greeting.
3. Shaddap!

1. Hey, Piluzo!
2. Yo, Piluso!
3. Enough, Piluso!

Piluso by Tberks August 29, 2004