Pilification

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A disease discovered by Johan Pile in 1954. The brain shrinks dramatically during this illness. Early stages manifest by increased desire to steal things, lack of self-control, and bizarre facial expressions.

“Oliver has pilification”

Pilification by LollipopOtto May 8, 2022

Words you can keep

Pimpification

The process in which one becomes a pimp

Damn this punk needs some serious pimpification.

Pimpification by kAoTiXx August 11, 2008

Related Words

Pilification • Palification • purification • Pissification • Pokification • Ponification • pwnification • pamification • Paulification • Pavification

pubification

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes

Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.

pubification by dr poon February 9, 2009

video pacification

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.

We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.

video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008

Pokification

The act of poking.

Pokification of pokicial proportions.

Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008

Purification

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.

Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!

Purification by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013

Pissification

/pis-if-kāSH(ə)n/
Verb:

1. Where the owner of a discord server forcefully changes your nickname to something urine related. This is typically a holy event, where you may be turned over to a side you are unwilling to be on.

2. To have your nickname on a discord serve changed to something related to urine.

Ipeeupat5am: I'm having PTSD flashbacks to when I got pissified...
Squid pee in ur hair: Shush, pissification is a holy event

Pissification by DracofuckedHarry October 5, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026