Pilantini 

A pineapple/cilantro martini

"Hey Waiter! Can I get a fresh Pilantini for my son? It's his 21st birthday!"

Pilantini by hauzer December 12, 2009

plantin’ some onion 

to break wind, fart

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

plantin’ some onion by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

Planting trees 

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

Planting trees by YourHighnessDavid May 3, 2014

planting the bomb 

Planting the bomb is the act of widening your partners bum-hole up during anal sex quickly after reaching ejaculating you will pull out turn around and shit into the widely opened bum hole. after doing this you will proceed by having anal one more time whilst using the freshly laid shit as your loob.

"hey Elliot you will never guess what?"

"what" said Elliot
"well last night after the party i took some bitch back to my place and while i was planting the bomb in her, my gran walked in, it was fucking brilliant!!"

planting the bomb by mysize180 June 3, 2016

Pantini 

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

Pantini by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

lap planting 

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.

I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.

lap planting by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008