Pantini

You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.

I took Kitty out for a pantini Saturday evening.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009

panini head

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Indian panini

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

Pantisified

The act or condition of having your panties in a bind.

Jimmothy- OOHHHH MY FLUPPING EYE BROWS ARE SWEATY!!!!!!!!

Karl- Jimmothy why are you so pantisified it's barely 60 degrees in here!

by strofty August 26, 2013

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

Bell Island Panini

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008