Pantini
You take your girlfriend out to a nice urban swanky eatery and feed her martini after martini in the hopes that later she will take off her panties.
Pantini by Tinkerbell Hilton April 28, 2009
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panini head
A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.
panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017
Related Words
Pantini • panini • panini press • panini head • panting • Panini Pressed • pannini • pancini • paninid • Paninizza
Indian panini
A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.
Indian panini by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019
Pantisified
Jimmothy- OOHHHH MY FLUPPING EYE BROWS ARE SWEATY!!!!!!!!
Karl- Jimmothy why are you so pantisified it's barely 60 degrees in here!
Karl- Jimmothy why are you so pantisified it's barely 60 degrees in here!
Pantisified by strofty August 26, 2013
Pubic panini
Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!
Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019
Pittsburgh Panini
The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.
Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
Pittsburgh Panini by SwellStuff December 3, 2019
Bell Island Panini
This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.
Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"
Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"
Bell Island Panini by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008
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