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He piffed the ball at the batter
piffed by Mark June 23, 2004
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piffed • Piffer • puffed • piffen • Peffed Up • piffery • Puffed up • paffed • picfed • Pifed
to be upset with something/someone. The level of being upset ranges from alittle more then ticked off to alittle less then angry
I am piffed that you didn't ask if I wanted anything from Rita's when you went!!!
piffed by Christina March 30, 2008
Daring to sniff. If only for a second.
He piffed the mess from the doorway
Piffed by Angela June 23, 2004
Being mad, yet in shock; pissed but surprised.
I'd been talking to this guy for a month and then out of nowhere he got in a relationship with some THOT. I was piffed.
Piffed by ShitISay April 6, 2017
Hey babe, come here quick! There are two guys behind the trash dumpster and one is getting puffed!
puffed by talk2me-JCH2 November 11, 2016

Jet Puffed 

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina
"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"
Jet Puffed by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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