Piemont

The sipmple art of a retard getting a check by phone. Usually in a very annoying voice that makes you wanna go home for the day.

SAW CON YOU MICAH A PIEMONT TODAI" = " Sir, can you make a payment today ?

by Deviant choir boy July 10, 2010

Piemont's ridge

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

by Koooch May 18, 2010

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

Piemont's Ridge

An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.

Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.

Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.

Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.

by J My May 25, 2010

Piermont

A little village at the foot of the mountains and on the banks of the Hudson River. Residents that lived there before the paper mill was levelled are called River Rats or Piermonsters. Residents that bought the condos where the paper mill once stood are called Yuppies or Piermonters. Residents that live in Lawrence Park don't count as real residents unless there is a fire call to repond to. True River Rats are all related somewhere in their DNA but usually a flow chart is needed. Most River Rats are known by a nickname which is ever-evolving and changing. True River Rats know what the following are: the pier, ClevePak, donkey baseball, high tracks, parking lot (upper & lower), cowboy fields, platforms, ice hopping, crabbing/fishing (catfish, perch & eels especially), teen center, mine hole, sand pile, silk mill, Empire Hose, Mom's, Renee's, Davie's and the Kracker Box.

"I'm from Piermont.
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"

by Piermont River Rat October 18, 2008

piedmont

A town situated in the center of Oakland. Lots of rich people/millionaires. Mostly white but many Asians too. Some people are okay, most are kinda dbags. Piedmont's high school football team developed the A11 offense. PMS is the badly named middle school.

Oakland Kid 1:Hey look white people!
Oakland Kid 2:They must be from Piedmont.

by Booty booty booty 3 June 5, 2011

Piedmont

A small town surrounded by Oakland in the Bay Area. Very prestigious to live in. Many people from Piedmont are characterized by being rich and snobby (which is sometimes true, but not all the time). Piedmont is located in the East Bay (the best part of the Bay Area), and in NorCal, AKA the better half of California.

Joe: Hey, dude, where do you live?

Sir Pinkington III: I happen to reside in the hills of Piedmont.

Joe: You mean... Piedmont? So what, you're rich or something?

Sir Pinkington III: Why, yes, yes I am. I inhabit a mansion on Sea View Avenue, the richest street in all of Piedmont.

by dgo December 24, 2004