Piemont
The sipmple art of a retard getting a check by phone. Usually in a very annoying voice that makes you wanna go home for the day.
Piemont by Deviant choir boy July 10, 2010
Piemont's ridge
A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.
Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.
Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.
Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.
Piemont's ridge by Koooch May 18, 2010
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Piemont's Ridge
An area of interest in the grundel/taint region after fecal deposition. Dingleberries tend to collect at the base of the ridge usually necessitating additional wipe(s).
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.
Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.
Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Discovery of Piemont's Ridge has set the stage for debate between front-to-back wipers and back-to-front wipers.
Front-to-back wipers must avoid starting their wipe after the ridge for fear of missing it altogether.
Back-to-front wipers must ensure that they wipe all the way through the ridge to collect all fecal matter.
Not only have I started wiping back-to-front, but I've been going through twice as much toilet paper since I've discovered Piemont's Ridge.
Piemont's Ridge by J My May 25, 2010
Piermont
A little village at the foot of the mountains and on the banks of the Hudson River. Residents that lived there before the paper mill was levelled are called River Rats or Piermonsters. Residents that bought the condos where the paper mill once stood are called Yuppies or Piermonters. Residents that live in Lawrence Park don't count as real residents unless there is a fire call to repond to. True River Rats are all related somewhere in their DNA but usually a flow chart is needed. Most River Rats are known by a nickname which is ever-evolving and changing. True River Rats know what the following are: the pier, ClevePak, donkey baseball, high tracks, parking lot (upper & lower), cowboy fields, platforms, ice hopping, crabbing/fishing (catfish, perch & eels especially), teen center, mine hole, sand pile, silk mill, Empire Hose, Mom's, Renee's, Davie's and the Kracker Box.
"I'm from Piermont.
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"
So is my family.
Oh yeah, who's your dad?
One Eyed Willy.
No shit! He's my dad too!"
Piermont by Piermont River Rat October 18, 2008
piedmont
A town situated in the center of Oakland. Lots of rich people/millionaires. Mostly white but many Asians too. Some people are okay, most are kinda dbags. Piedmont's high school football team developed the A11 offense. PMS is the badly named middle school.
piedmont by Booty booty booty 3 June 5, 2011
Piedmont
A small town surrounded by Oakland in the Bay Area. Very prestigious to live in. Many people from Piedmont are characterized by being rich and snobby (which is sometimes true, but not all the time). Piedmont is located in the East Bay (the best part of the Bay Area), and in NorCal, AKA the better half of California.
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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