To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement
and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere.
All forms of the Tim Allen include:
or a high-pitched "EEE!"
If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's.
Things you can also use the Tim Allen for:
Asking a question
Covering for a bad joke
Responding to a bad joke
Covering for absurdity
Responding to absurdity
Responding to something humorous
Responding to anything
After saying something gross
After saying something weird
After saying something stupid
After saying something smart
After saying nothing at all
Attracting other women/men
Attracting other Tim Allen'ers
Attracting flying spaghetti monsters
Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.