Pickle Puns

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a guy who sails plays pickle ball and plays all-gender hockey that loves dick it his crack. The hella annoying balding by Chunks is lesbian and fucks pregnant furries. chopped cheese and fat as fuck because of the 5000 kg of fish shit he eats and his first ever kiss was his dog.

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Pickle Puns by $yeye$ April 24, 2025

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Picklepuss

One who has a sour vagina.

Timmy, don't be a picklepuss.

Picklepuss by Kevin Conner March 28, 2008

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picklepuss

A person (especially a child) with a silly expression or puckered up mouth. A person with a sour/dour expression.

Grandad called his grandson a picklepuss because he always had a goofy scowl on his face.

picklepuss by Deborah Robins February 11, 2007

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picklepuss

(n.)- really really awkward kid that no one really likes and has mushroom hair, starts his conversations to females with the word "so".

God, Janet is such a picklepuss.

Why do you have to act like such a picklepuss?

picklepuss by Liz & Josh December 13, 2008

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Picklepuns

A tiny blonde prepubic boy who loves when people touch his willy

Liam oil up rn and touch daddy Picklepuns pickle rn or else your getting cracked

Picklepuns by Picklepuns April 24, 2025

picklepugs

a pug who found the love of his life in a pickle jar or a person who’s adorable

Yo did you see Tom he is so picklepugs

picklepugs by Pop pa pop April 12, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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