Pickle Dock

A slang term used to describe the female genitals.

"Pete sailed his Vlasic into her juicy pickle dock."

by JimmyTubeSteak March 19, 2010

pickledicklia

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.

Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!

by corey forrester January 14, 2008

pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

pickledick

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.

That pickledick is partying hard.

by Raglios April 6, 2003

picklelock

When you get lockjaw while giving a blowjob.

Ohhhh, belvedere my gloitiousmaxiumous is experiencing a strain of picklelock this morning....

by Dakota12339 September 6, 2019

Pickledick

A small size gerkin dick that's all pimply

When John dropped his pants his girl laughed at his pickledick

by Old Man Peanut June 4, 2023

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020