Pickledick

A small size gerkin dick that's all pimply

When John dropped his pants his girl laughed at his pickledick

by Old Man Peanut June 04, 2023

pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 09, 2009

pickledick

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.

That pickledick is partying hard.

by Raglios April 06, 2003

Pickledick

Pickledick is a dick the size of a pickle

"You have a midget pickledick"

by 6_koji February 05, 2022

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 18, 2020