Pickey 

Someone who is an idiot and wishes people was his friend

You are a pickey

Pickey by S7.0113 November 24, 2020

Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.

Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!

Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016

Pickybombs 

(Noun): A random, unrelated assortment of pictures sent via text to someone for absolutely no reason, when it is least expected. The selection is made from pictures already on ones phone, which he or she has taken at an earlier point in time.

(Verb): The act of going through your phone, finding the most ridiculous and off-the-wall pictures possible, and then texting them to someone out of nowhere.

-"What the?! Kristen just sent me a pictures her planking an NYPD cop car, a random baby, Ke$ha, a piglet, a balloon bouquet, a half eaten cupcake, and the empire state building... all in a row"

--"Oooo SNAP! Sounds like you're the lucky recipient of some pickybombs! I'm so jeally!"

Pickybombs by Chiges February 21, 2012

Jim Pickens 

Jim Pickens is the leader of Jim’s cult and Jim is God.

We always must celebrate Dear Leader Day.

Person: hey, ever heard of Jim Pickens?
Me: I WORSHIP HIM

Jim Pickens by Kevin O’Reilly aka CallMeKevin March 26, 2019

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

A popular line from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas said by Big Smoke, during the intro mission of the game. It's the first thing Big Smoke says, too.

Big Smoke: *storms in with a baseball bat* You picked the wrong house, fool!
CJ: 'ey, 'ey 'ey 'ey, Big Smoke, it's me, Carl, chill, chill!

You picked the wrong house, fool! by Gamma the Enigma August 19, 2016

Picker popper 

Jalapeno peppers is shaped like dicks two Mexicans eat them inside the stuff is spicy dick

May I take your order how about the picker poppers

Picker popper by Kingofdick February 15, 2019

Jim Pickens 

Jim pickens is our dear leader, the most important person in the world, he will bring us all to the promised land of his slave dungeon where we will love forever painting him.
All hail the great dear leader Jim pickens

Sometime in the near future:
Everybody: "all hail the great dear leader Jim pickens"

Jim Pickens by Un1con March 12, 2019