Pick'em 

An event, usually occurring in Physical Education. Used to select teams for recreational sports in class. A captain is usually selected for each team, and they pick a player to join their team. The more popular or more athletic students are usually picked early, while the unfit and unpopular are usually picked last. Nobody EVER wants to be picked last, as it is seen as demeaning.

Joe: Did you hear the big news?
Jack: We play dodgeball in gym today.
Joe: Oh yeah?
Jack: And that's not all, we had a pick'em, and when it came down to either picking that dorky John kid or that fat Jim kid, Jim shit himself, and Johnny fainted!
Joe: Well, I sure hope I'm not picked last!

Pick'em by Corn Flake September 17, 2006

pick em 

When there is no favorite team (both teams are considered to have an equal chance of winning the contest) the 'point spread' is a 'PK' ('Pick' or 'pick'em') in which case there is no point spread. In a 'PK' you may wager on either team to win risking $110 to win $100. If the team wagered upon wins, your wager is a winner.

-"whats the point spread?"
*"there is none, it's a pick em"

pick em by x February 1, 2004

Pick-em

When neither team is favored. Also called a "pick" in sports betting terms.

The odds on Giants v San Francisco, is a pick-em.

Pick-em by usmc65 January 30, 2012

pick 'em up truck 

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence

Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!

pick 'em up truck by BossMan94 July 26, 2011

Pick'em Up Truck 

The way a country person refers to a city person's truck. Short for pick them up truck, as in pick up the kids from school. refers to a truck that has never been off-road, never towed a trailer and the heaviest thing in it's bed is ego and a weeks worth of groceries. Always a crew cab, because it is actually used as a minivan.

He went from his office job to the school in his shiny new pick'em up truck to get the kids.

Pick'em Up Truck by ConradPuck August 18, 2017

droppin' sticks, pick 'em up! 

Means, getting drunk, and doing Ectasty and/or LSD.

"last night, i went to a party and i was all like droppin' sticks, pick 'em up!, i should maybe lie down for awhile."

"Damn, did you see that girl, she was dropping sticks at 10 AM, then, later that night, she picked them right the fuck up!!"

droppin' sticks, pick 'em up! by rosscoe philiac June 23, 2008

UwU emo pick me pls 

A girl who says mainly " I dont care baddie💅 " but loves to suck up to guys. A really annoying,bad, suck up to guys person.Please don't be this type of girl. She probably gets insulted and roasted but she definitely deserves this treatment.

Jake: Oh great I'm so annoyed!

Uwu emo pick me pls: I can make your day better jakey poo UWU

Jake: (My day has just gone worst)

UwU emo pick me pls by Oop 😶- June 17, 2022