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PISO this aweXome thread.
PISO by Ridiculon 9000 October 3, 2004
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1)Piso ( Pa-es-so) Slang for " Piss so." 2) Spanish for Floor
1) Ya , after I ejaculate, I piso.

2) Person one - Did you just pee on my adopted child ?

Person 2- Ya I piso.

3) Me encanta este piso del edificio.
(English ) I love this floor of the building.

4) Peter Griffin from Family Guy- "Did you know dead people piss them selfs when they die."

Mayor Adam West- "Ya I know we dead people piso."

Burt Ward- " Damn it ."
Piso by MahaloFam August 3, 2017
piso means calling someone "something not relevant to anything".

it can be used to people that dislike you.
Jake : wow dude you are so piso man.

Mary: he is piso as a monkey
piso by KyonnISTheName April 23, 2018
Piso is amazing. They would do anything for u they have a great sense of humor. most likely they will make you smile when you’re talking.
I love piso sm:)
Piso by MORWWWWNNFJD February 21, 2022

piso mojado 

Literally, "wet floor" in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.
How did you hurt your back?
I did a piso mojado after I tripped on someone's backpack.
piso mojado by lapiedra January 19, 2010

piso mojado 

spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
piso mojado by the22ice April 24, 2005
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