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1)Piso ( Pa-es-so) Slang for " Piss so." 2) Spanish for Floor
1) Ya , after I ejaculate, I piso.

2) Person one - Did you just pee on my adopted child ?

Person 2- Ya I piso.

3) Me encanta este piso del edificio.
(English ) I love this floor of the building.

4) Peter Griffin from Family Guy- "Did you know dead people piss them selfs when they die."

Mayor Adam West- "Ya I know we dead people piso."

Burt Ward- " Damn it ."
Piso by MahaloFam August 3, 2017
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piso means calling someone "something not relevant to anything".

it can be used to people that dislike you.
Jake : wow dude you are so piso man.

Mary: he is piso as a monkey
piso by KyonnISTheName April 23, 2018
Piso is amazing. They would do anything for u they have a great sense of humor. most likely they will make you smile when you’re talking.
I love piso sm:)
Piso by MORWWWWNNFJD February 21, 2022
Pišo is a person who is extremly smart and has red hair , wild pišo lives mostly in slovakia but you can find them in schools as well .
I was flexing my kofola when a Pišo came out of nowhere ...
Pišo by Znalec October 1, 2019

piso mojado 

Literally, "wet floor" in spanish, it means a terrible fall as depicted by stick figures in cautionary bilingual signs.
How did you hurt your back?
I did a piso mojado after I tripped on someone's backpack.
piso mojado by lapiedra January 19, 2010

piso mojado 

spanish for "wet floor", but it sounds like it could easily be a swear word if you dont know any spanish. Makes many people think your are swearing, even though you arent.
Person1:*Bumps papers onto floor* "PISO MOJADO!!".
Person 2: "LOL, whats that mean?"
Person 1: "Nothin, just sounds good."
piso mojado by the22ice April 24, 2005
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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