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When a overweight man rubs his tummy on an unsuspecting victim, while trying to accomplish a task.
Bob: Did you see what Tony did to me?
Frank: What did he do?
Bob: He totally phrump me! Rubbed his sweaty belly on me try to reach for a napkin!
Phrump by The phrumper November 23, 2021
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Phrump • phumph • Pahrump • prump • Phlump • phump • Phumphany • phumping • pahrumpian • Parump

pahrumpian 

A person from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such as; toenail clippers, razor blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every month, driving 1980's model cars that are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such as hot dogs.
Don't be feel bad about missing the sale Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anything anyways.
pahrumpian by mramazing May 15, 2014

Parumpadunk 

To jiggle or to make bounce a big booty ass otherwise know as a parump
"Hell yea I slammed dat hoe's parumpadunk"

"I want to parumpadunk yo fine ass bitch"

Porn movie title

"Big ass booty parumpadunk hoes 1"
Parumpadunk by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008
Said in place of "fuck" for a variety of reasons. These include, but are not expressly limited to: Amusement, inside speak, put-downs, observation, and generalized phobia of using cuss words. See also: kerpiddilyphumphsk
"Hey, what the phumphsk ?"

"This is a bunch of bullphumphsk nigga!"
"
Phumphsk by Capricious45 April 13, 2015
When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.
I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut
phumping by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.
Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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