pahrumpian 

A person from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such as; toenail clippers, razor blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every month, driving 1980's model cars that are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such as hot dogs.

Don't be feel bad about missing the sale Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anything anyways.

pahrumpian by mramazing May 15, 2014