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Photoistic 

Photoistic is a term reffering to the skills of a photographer
Will: I just thought everyone hsould be aware of my photoistic skills
Caz: You do have pretty amazing photoistic skills
Photoistic by photoisticskillman March 15, 2009

Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.
Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

Phosisticated 

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD
Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.
Phosisticated by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

Photostickers 

A "Photo Portrait" store located in Garden, Grove California. That place is infested with super cool female (mainly viet) asians of the age, 9-20. Usually Pre-Teens. A rarity, caucasions or hispanics. Full of korean music, and japanese SO KAWAII things. Hello Kitty, Mashimoro, Kuromi, etcetc. It's so bright, you could see it from a mile away. I pity the (asian noodle) Pho store next to it. IT's ignored. It costs 9$ and you get to choose from 8 booths to take pictures in! And in the end, you get tiny strips of photos, about the size of your thumb. There's a decoration center so you could decorate your picture too :D. You could add sparkles and flowers!! How KAWAII >w< . In the end, a big money waster but at least you'll get to cherish the memories! (oh yeah, and no airconditioning, while you're stuck with a group of 5 in a cramp booth) >:D Oh, and there's little wig props too, which reek of lice. AND THERE'S ONLY 1 EMPLOYEE, THAT ONE GUY WITH GLASSES, probably chinese that laminates your photostickers! Just 1 dollar more! WOOOT!
Photostickerer: Let's go to photostickers!
Me: That's a waste of 9 bucks and time.

Photostickerer: At least they have kawaii~ things :) like Boys over Flowers!! Let's do AZN POSES. -pout-
Me: -groan-

Photistic 

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...
Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic
Photistic by Anon................. October 26, 2008

protisticness 

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
protisticness by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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