Photoistic

Used to describe someone who enjoys taking pictures or being in front of a camera.

I’m sorry I won’t be in the picture, I’m not that photoistic.

by Alex Allen Poe June 4, 2020

Photoistic

Photoistic is a term reffering to the skills of a photographer

Will: I just thought everyone hsould be aware of my photoistic skills
Caz: You do have pretty amazing photoistic skills

by photoisticskillman March 15, 2009

Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.

Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

by Dominican Justice April 23, 2014

Phosisticated

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD

Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.

by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

Photostickers

A "Photo Portrait" store located in Garden, Grove California. That place is infested with super cool female (mainly viet) asians of the age, 9-20. Usually Pre-Teens. A rarity, caucasions or hispanics. Full of korean music, and japanese SO KAWAII things. Hello Kitty, Mashimoro, Kuromi, etcetc. It's so bright, you could see it from a mile away. I pity the (asian noodle) Pho store next to it. IT's ignored. It costs 9$ and you get to choose from 8 booths to take pictures in! And in the end, you get tiny strips of photos, about the size of your thumb. There's a decoration center so you could decorate your picture too :D. You could add sparkles and flowers!! How KAWAII >w< . In the end, a big money waster but at least you'll get to cherish the memories! (oh yeah, and no airconditioning, while you're stuck with a group of 5 in a cramp booth) >:D Oh, and there's little wig props too, which reek of lice. AND THERE'S ONLY 1 EMPLOYEE, THAT ONE GUY WITH GLASSES, probably chinese that laminates your photostickers! Just 1 dollar more! WOOOT!

Photostickerer: Let's go to photostickers!
Me: That's a waste of 9 bucks and time.

Photostickerer: At least they have kawaii~ things :) like Boys over Flowers!! Let's do AZN POSES. -pout-
Me: -groan-

by yeahhimfuhrealz July 12, 2009

Photistic

Like Autistic but with a camera.

The individual it describes believes they are quite the photographer but are really just challenged...

Joels new hobby sure makes him sound Photistic

by Anon................. October 26, 2008

protisticness

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner

1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.

by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016