Phototitic Memory

When a man has a photographic memory of all titties he has ever seen.

Man A: *watching porn*: Dude I've seen those tittes somewhere before.
Man B: What do you mean man?
Man A: Dude I have a phototitic memory, I never forget a pair of tits. Those belong to my ex girlfriend Laquisha.

by Dominican Justice April 24, 2014