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Phonepire 

Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.
“Have you seen James this morning?”

“No he’s a phonepire!”
Phonepire by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019
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Phonepire 

1.A person engaged in visually absorbing information from a cellular device day in and day out .
2. Cell phone enthusiasts.
"I want all of the information now!!!!! Who are you ?asked google. I am a Phonepire!!! Now give me information."
Phonepire by Hathorbeau August 20, 2021
Like a personal homepage but for your phone. A page for your phone where you can do things such as check your voicemail, place calls, look up phone numbers and sent text messages. An idea created by CallWave in 2007.
Even though I don't have any cell phone reception out here, I can check my phonepage to see my voicemail.
Phonepage by Pecan July 22, 2007

Phoneliness 

That feeling that comes over you when the people you are with are more interested in their phones than you.
As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(
Phoneliness by MadBob81 November 27, 2015

Phonetimer 

A woman who calls her husband every five minutes to tell him what time it is and to get his ass home.
Linda is such a Phonetimer when Chris and I drink beer in the garage.
Phonetimer by The Sherriff is near January 20, 2008

gaming on the phoneline 

when you're a phoneline gamer
"are you accusing me of gaming on the phoneline?"

Phoneliness 

The uncomfortable urge to look at your phone when left alone at a dinner table, waiting in line, or any other public place.
As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.
Phoneliness by Chris 33 August 29, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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